Problem is I don't know a damn thing about Applescript. I know PHP and that's about it for programming languages for me. Applescript looks like a PITA.

Dmitri-do you accept payment to make custom firmware or some way to get this to work?
I'm not rich-I'm a working musician like everyone else here, but our live shows are screeching to a halt with such long delays between songs, and I've gotta figure something out. Feel free to email directly: joel (at) rattletree (dot) com